"I'm Prison Mike, and I'm here to teach you about prison today, and I'M HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIGHT. The very worst thing about prison were the Dementors, They were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And they'd come down, and they'd suck the soul out of your body, AND IT HOYT!” 
 
Add some personality to your set of keys or backpack with this fun keychain. Die cut and made of acrylic, this keychain is built to last and looks great. Measures 2.5 inches on its longest side.